Did you know that tin foil hat is a great way to protect your cat from the evil government that’s are trying to implement mind control and take over your pet? Make your own before it’s too late! Or get one on Amazon if you don’t trust your own skills!
From How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety to How To Avoid Huge Ships, when it comes to books, Amazon really has everything. Scroll down to see the weirdest self-help books you can actually buy online!
How To Avoid Huge Ships by John W. Trimmer
Christmas should be all about joy, happiness, and gifts… However these Santas look like something that has creeped out of a fever dream. It seems that Christmas was much more scary in the past…
Made by Lucky Stradley and sold in her Etsy store, these weird artworks really makes you think about the strange nature of human beings, as it seems lots of them are actually buying these crimes against good taste. And the artist is happy to oblige. In her own words: “I have been making a living with my art since I turned 21 years old. Now that’s a long time. I discovered the wonderful world of making faces on functional pottery in May of 2009. I love mud. I love making faces. I love making faces in the mud. Gosh, I am the happiest when I have mud all over my hands and my apron and a cute little ugly face is looking back at me from the mud.”
The best kind of humor is relatable humor. That’s why we recommend following this Instagram account. The illustrations and titles go together perfectly and they cover such a wide range of topics. Dating, dieting, trying to make friends as an adult without coming off like a desperate creep. Like we said, relatable. Scroll down to see our favorites and leave your book title ideas in comments!
After Uninspirational Quotes and Pooping Pooches, you think you’ve seen it all… until another fantastic calendar blows your mind! Introducing Chicken Daddies, the best calendar you could possibly get for 2022. Seriously. You can get the Classy Version where the Chicken Daddies dress in their traditional dresses and pose as beautifully as possible or you can get a Daisy Dukes Edition! You know, if you like a little more… skin.
If your favorite pastime is being offended, or your favorite means of spreading holiday cheer is offending others, get ready for hours of fun with Offensive Crayons. Our favorite color choices: “Baby Shit Green”, “Communist Gulag Red”, and “Your Parents’ Divorce Was Your Fault, Peach”.
There’s something about starfish butt pictures that just makes you want to look at them. No matter how hard you try, you just can’t stop scrolling trough them and feel thankful that Al Gore invented the internet to make this all possible!
Finally! Corgi butt tissue dispenser – the product you have all been waiting for so long! We have all seen regular boring tissue dispensers, but this time it’s the corgi’s turn to hold the terrible burden of storing your tissues in its rectal area. This wonderful product is available on Amazon, Etsy, or AliExpress.
If you are tired of usual boring Christmas tree ornaments, check out these beautiful creations. We spent many hours going over countless Etsy stores to find the funniest ornaments, so scroll down and enjoy!
Made by AnchoredbyArleneCo
Drinking booze in the winter is a complicated task. You need to keep your hands warm, and you need to keep your beer cold, but when you hold your beer with your bare hand, your beer gets warm, and your hand gets cold. This is a conundrum that humans have faced for millennia. Well, not anymore, these ingenious beer mittens, are a pair of winter mitts that were designed with one sole purpose in mind, and that is to hold your beer in the winter without getting your hand cold.
This is Deb. She makes extremely tacky sweaters and sells these abominations on her Etsy store. And the best part is that she poses with her creations while looking like she’s being held hostage or forced to do it against her will. Scroll down to enjoy her over-the-top designs and tortured facial expressions!
