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20 Funny Embroideries That Will Brighten Up Your Day

January 28, 2023 by A B

Embroidery is not just for grandmas anymore! With the rise of the “stitch and bitch” movement, even the coolest and most hip people are getting in on the fun. From sassy sayings stitched on denim jackets to irony-laden samplers hanging on trendy apartment walls, embroidery is the new black. Scroll down to see the 20 funniest embroideries we could find!

“I may not be perfect, but I’m also not trying to be. In fact, I’m so proud of my imperfections that I made an embroidery to celebrate them! It’s a beautiful piece of art. It’s like a badge of honor, showcasing my unique brand of imperfection. I even hung it up in my living room, so everyone who comes over can see it.” Sounds like you?

Spring 2023 Women’s Fashion Collection by Viktor&Rolf

January 28, 2023 by A B

Viktor&Rolf is the avant-garde luxury fashion house founded in 1993 by fashion artists Viktor Horsting and Rolf Snoeren that took the cake at Paris fashion week when they introduced their women’s fashion collection for spring 2023. Modern fashion is like a clown car, you never know what insane thing will come out next. From neon-colored hair to clothes that look like they were made out of garbage bags, to humans wearing other humans, it’s clear that you have to be a special kind of crazy to keep up with it all. But hey, at least it keeps things interesting! Just don’t be surprised if you see your coworkers or friends sporting a tutu and a pair of galoshes, because in the world of fashion, anything is possible.

15 Funny Gifts For Couch Potatoes To Boost The Laziness

January 26, 2023 by A B

The couch is where the heart is for some people. It’s warm, it’s comfy, the TV is nearby. They may even have a mini-fridge next to it! Those people are called couch potatoes, because they have completely mastered the art of laziness, and we have 20 funny gifts to support their life choice.

Immortalize your captivating social interactions by maintaining a record of all the notable individuals who have sat next to you with a couch guest book. Now, your guests can leave more than just a butt impression on the cushion.

Did You Know? Echidnas Blow Snot Bubbles To Cool Down!

January 26, 2023 by A B

Echidnas, also known as spiny anteaters, are small mammals native to Australia and New Guinea. They have a distinctive appearance, with a spiny coat of hair and a long, pointed snout. Echidnas have strong forelimbs and claws which they use to dig for food, primarily ants and termites. They are also known for their ability to swim and remain underwater for an extended period. They are monotremes, which means they lay eggs rather than giving birth to live young, and they have a low body temperature compared to other mammals. Echidnas are solitary animals, and are active during the day, and hibernate during the winter. But that’s not the best part about them. The best part is that they blow snot bubbles to cool themselves!

20 Funny Shower Curtains To Level Up Your Bathroom

January 25, 2023 by A B

If you’re still using a bland and boring shower curtain, it’s time to level up and join the ranks of the funny shower curtain elite. Not only will it give your bathroom the comedic touch it’s been missing, but it will also make your showering experience a whole lot more enjoyable. Scroll down to see our 20 funniest picks!

Being extremely sexy is not just a physical attribute, it’s a way of life. You’re the one people notice when you walk into a room and you’re the one they can’t stop thinking about when you leave. You’re the one who makes hearts race and knees weak. Finally, a proper definition! Hot shower is just like a regular shower, but with me in it.

Hilarious “Cards Against Humanity” Answers

January 25, 2023 by A B

If you’re not familiar with it, “Cards Against Humanity” is a party game in which players complete fill-in-the-blank statements using humorous and often risqué or politically incorrect words or phrases printed on playing cards. The game is intended for a mature audience and is often described as “a game for horrible people.” Players take turns reading a “prompt” card, such as “I use _________ to better sleep at night.” and the other players choose from their hand of cards the funniest or most fitting response, such as “A spoonful of pee.” The player who chose the prompt card then selects the winning response, and the player who played it earns a point. The game is designed to be played with a large group of people and can be quite raunchy and irreverent. Warning: if you’re easily offended then maybe this post isn’t for you… For everybody else, scroll down and enjoy!

3D Printed Jesus Mecha Christ Transformer

January 24, 2023 by A B

You have probably asked yourself at some stage of your life: what would Jesus look like if he were a transformer? What if, when up on the cross, rather than accepting his fate and dying for our sins, Jesus had instead refused to do his father’s bidding and instead used the final dregs of his divinity to instead change into a giant robot and release murderous mechanical vengeance on the assembled Roman forces? Well, thanks to Jesus Mecha Christ, you can play out that very scenario in the privacy of your own home.

20 Funny Housewarming Gifts That They’ll Really Appreciate

January 24, 2023 by A B

Whether your best friend family is moving into a new home or a family member is moving into their first apartment, bringing a thoughtful gift to the housewarming party is a nice gesture. Of course, you want to get something more fun than a boring toaster. Scroll down to see our list of 20 funny housewarming gift ideas that will be a big hit at your next housewarming party.

If you’ve just bought a new home, you probably don’t yet have a drawer that’s filled with endless crap that you’ll never use, but the one time you actually do need something in it you’ll never be able to find it. Well, there’s now a starter pack to get you going! It’s called the junk drawer starter kit, and it contains all of the essential crap that every junk drawer must have.

The Funniest Dan Piraro’s Single-Panel Comics

January 23, 2023 by A B

Dan Piraro’s comics named “Bizarro” are quite popular, especially if you’ve read certain newspapers before (back when people actually bought newspapers). His comics are released almost daily and has been featured in more than 350 newspapers worldwide. It’s fair to say that the artist’s work brings a sense of nostalgia now, but he’s still going strong. Scroll down to see our favorite picks!

Cows Sitting Like Dogs

January 23, 2023 by A B

Did you know that cows sometimes sit like dogs? We didn’t. But it’s true! We’ve put together a gallery for your viewing pleasure. If you know more about cows than us, please let us know in the comments below the reasons behind cows turning into dogs. Is it just jealousy because dogs are much more popular pets and generally have a better life?

Funny Stuff From Our Friends

January 21, 2023 by A B

How Many Meeting Achievement Stickers Can You Collect? – How was your week? Did you find ways to avoid the void of responsibilities at your cold, bleak workplace? Dick around in a meeting maybe rather than pay attention!? If so, you could be eligible for a meeting achievement sticker!

It’s Not a Myth: Blinker Fluid Really Exists! – Are your blinkers feeling a little sluggish? Do they seem like they’re on the brink of giving up? Well, have no fear! Introducing the all-new, revolutionary blinker fluid!

Things People Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life – Many people have experienced the embarrassment of realizing something they should have known earlier in life. From a basic life skill, historical fact, or a common social norm, these late-in-life revelations can range from amusing to mortifying.

Painful Memes That People Over 30 Can Relate To – Becoming older is not easy. Everything hurts and half the time you don’t even understand what teens are talking about. And don’t even get us started on the dating scene…

Package Thief Gets a Taste of His Own Medicine – Stealing Amazon packages from porches may seem like a lucrative job, but it comes with some risks…

The 11 Most Devastating Insults of All-Time – Someone searched the internet for the most rotten, nasty and devastating insults he could find and distilled the list down to the top eleven. Good job!

Wholesome Videos Guaranteed To Make You Feel Better – How’s you day? How’s your week? Maybe the whole month or year hasn’t really been all that amazing? These videos might cheer you up.

The 6 Funniest Cat Videos of All Time – You have to admit there isn’t anything much better in life than a funny cat video.

All Entries of Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards 2022 – These photos are so good, they’re bound to make you laugh. Can’t wait for the 2023 awards…

People Trying To Fit Their Whole Hands Into Their Own Mouths – There are pointless internet trends, there are dumb internet trends, and then there’s this: people trying to fit their whole hand into their mouth for internet fame…

This Facebook Group Is Recreating Paintings Using Common Household Items

January 20, 2023 by A B

Facebook group Izoizolyacia (translates as Isolation) started when Covid-19 restrictions forced everyone to stay at home. To not go completely crazy, people decided to come together and recreate paintings using only common household items. Even though the Covid-19 restrictions have been lifted, this Facebook is still going strong and keeps publishing new isolation art recreations almost every day.

20 Funny Valentine’s Day Cards To Make Your Partner Laugh

January 20, 2023 by A B

Each Valentine’s Day, you have two choices: you can take the romantic approach, or you can head straight for the funny bone and make them laugh. If the second approach sounds good to you, scroll down to check out 20 funny Valentine’s Day cards guaranteed to get you laid!

I hate you the least might not sound like the most romantic phrase in the world, but in some relationships, it’s the highest compliment you can give. Think about it, if you truly hate someone, you don’t want to spend any time with them. But if you tell your significant other “I hate you the least,” it means that out of all the people in the world, they’re the one you can tolerate the most.

Horror Movies Turned Into Comedies by Adding Hot Pizza

January 19, 2023 by A B

Everybody loves a good horror movie but you’ve probably never once imagined what it would look like if the people screaming were just eating a hot slice of pizza? Well, these scary horror flicks turn into hilarious comedies. After seeing this gallery, horror movies will never be the same. Now, whenever you’re scared you will just imagine them eating pizza. You’re welcome!

Indoor Cat Reactions To Going Outside For The First Time

January 19, 2023 by A B

When indoor cats finally go outside for the first time, it’s like watching a fish flop around on land. They’re all like “whoa, so this is what fresh air feels like? It’s…breezy. And what’s with all the grass? It’s like a giant kitty litter box. And snow? More like cold death. I’m over it, let’s go back inside and cuddle up with a heating pad”. Scroll down to see the best examples and try not to laugh at their misery!